1 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 : Audio translation of 2 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,400 full of hope Ismail Rahmati 3 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Ivankaramazov5878@gmail.com 4 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:49,000 : to Najat Shirzad 5 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,080 thank you 6 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,100 thank you very much 7 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,880 thank you 8 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,380 hey how are you are you ok 9 00:52:22,780 --> 00:52:23,880 very well 10 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:30,520 thank you 11 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,520 Thank you for coming 12 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,520 well 13 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:41,120 You are wasting your time 14 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,720 If you don't choke, you will hear two jokes less 15 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:48,720 I am very happy that you are here 16 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:49,720 I appreciate it very much 17 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:55,480 I know that it is not easy to be my fan these days 18 00:52:55,480 --> 00:53:01,680 I know you all have one who does not know you are here 19 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,480 ...a person who 20 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,480 hey what are you doing tonight 21 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,480 I don't know, I'm going to a comedy show 22 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,480 I don't know who it is 23 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,720 So I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused you 24 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,640 But let's get to our program 25 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:25,640 I love performing comedy 26 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,640 I have been in this job for thirty-eight years now 27 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,440 Many people ask me that Do you need a lot of self-confidence for this? 28 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,040 No one asks me I just want to talk about it 29 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,240 but yes It requires a certain kind of self-confidence 30 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,800 This does not mean that I am generally a confident person 31 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,000 You know, there are different types of confidence 32 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,080 For example, personal self-confidence 33 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,160 Personal self-confidence means, for example A man should wear white pants 34 00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:00,060 This requires a lot of personal confidence 35 00:54:00,384 --> 00:54:01,836 And it usually takes a lot of optimism 36 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,960 For example, say to yourself that I am going to have a bad day today 37 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,060 Today I neither see a puddle nor eat pizza 38 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,960 I never wear white pants 39 00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,836 Because first of all, I get my period on the same day 40 00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:17,540 I am sure of this 41 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,200 Or it is more likely that I will have diarrhea 42 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,200 This is my period 43 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,200 diarrhea 44 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:31,140 I do this once a month His cock started again 45 00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:35,500 I better go home soon 46 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,080 And don't make any big decisions today 47 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,720 It is true 48 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:47,380 You should not chew when you have diarrhea 49 00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:51,120 If I have diarrhea And you are between me and the toilet 50 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,120 I will sell you my house for ten cents 51 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:02,520 However, this confidence was personal 52 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,940 Another type is moral self-confidence 53 00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:06,940 Moral self-confidence 54 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:12,840 For example, knowing that you would never be satisfied Have slaves in the era when slavery was free 55 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:19,200 This is called moral self-confidence To be able to say that I would not do this 56 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:24,600 Even if I lived in Virginia in the seventeenth century And someone said, Hey, do you want to have a slave? 57 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,220 I said no, sir, I am in line 58 00:55:28,744 --> 00:55:30,744 And I feel confident for saying it 59 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:33,980 But I think it's easy to say now 60 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,120 Because now you can no longer have slaves you can't 61 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,000 The slave cannot be found 62 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,840 It is not because you have no slaves You are better than the people of that time 63 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,360 But because slaves are not available now 64 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,920 They are not, and the decision is not yours 65 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,580 It's like you're coming back from the grocery store And you say to yourself 66 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:54,540 It would be nice if I had a slave But I do not take slaves 67 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:59,440 It's not like they have slaves in their warehouse 68 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,440 Now they have a way, but 69 00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:09,620 You know, they have a way. For example, you can Hire a Russian woman to do your work 70 00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:12,080 Because his family has been taken hostage 71 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:19,820 Or you can have a Bangladeshi boy Take a guardian who is, for example, twelve years old 72 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,520 who comes to your house and washes your clothes And it makes you cry whenever your love dies 73 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,340 But even that when he turns eighteen It is up to him 74 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:32,080 But who else eats them? When they reach that age? 75 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,080 I'm just saying 76 00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:36,360 let me 77 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,760 I'm just saying 78 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:44,920 Anyway, this was moral self-confidence 79 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,820 A special kind of self-confidence that I have is that 80 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:55,460 This is what I know How to make a joke out of terrible things 81 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,800 I know how to do it And I know that I know how to do it 82 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:04,060 This is my main and central feature 83 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,400 And some people think that 84 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:07,500 that some things should not be joked with 85 00:57:08,124 --> 00:57:09,224 For example, Auschwitz 86 00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:10,660 You must not make jokes about Auschwitz 87 00:57:10,684 --> 00:57:11,484 According to some 88 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:13,560 Because it was terrible Many were killed there 89 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,300 Children were killed there 90 00:57:15,324 --> 00:57:17,224 Children who could grow up and Burn Brooklyn 91 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,200 And hate blacks, but don't give them a chance 92 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:22,700 exactly 93 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:24,100 it's terrible 94 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:34,000 So some people think you shouldn't make jokes about Auschwitz 95 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:40,280 I have a friend, an English comedian who told a joke about Auschwitz last year 96 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,280 Your account got into trouble 97 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,280 He found a lot of work 98 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,400 It was taken to the newspapers 99 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,400 Don't work with him anymore 100 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:50,400 And it worked that Auschwitz tweeted 101 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,700 The name of the account was Auschwitz and it had a blue tick 102 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:58,280 And some people were like, oh, what a shame Are they really themselves? you understand 103 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,340 The tweet was: "It wasn't funny at all" 104 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,200 What should I know? 105 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:13,200 I mean, who manages that social account? 106 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,240 Why should a death camp tweet? 107 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,120 Who are they anyway? 108 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,840 I got a summer job in Auschwitz 109 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,760 I manage their Twitter 110 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,200 What...Han? 111 00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:32,620 Because people are afraid of terrible things They react differently, don't they? 112 00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:34,660 Some people think that comedy helps people 113 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:35,660 I don't think it will help 114 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,160 Comedy that does not help 115 00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:46,380 For example, it was in one of the wars in Iraq I don't know which one, I just know it was the Iraq war 116 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:54,240 And some chose a series of comedians who voluntarily go to military hospitals 117 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,240 to go and meet the wounded soldiers 118 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,400 Which was terrible, it looked good from a distance But it was a terrible idea 119 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:05,920 Those who don't need a comedian Let him go and weave a shell for them 120 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,920 Hey, where are you from, Konde? 121 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,440 This is not going to help them 122 00:59:09,740 --> 00:59:10,860 And I was nobody at that time 123 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,160 And I was not famous at all, but I went 124 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:16,880 And I said that I came voluntarily 125 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,320 I hated it, but I did it 126 00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,000 And I remember one day we were in the hospital 127 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000 The hospital was a very serious place 128 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,560 Because it was an army hospital 129 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,960 And Dr. Arteshi also summarizes the situation 130 00:59:30,060 --> 00:59:31,060 He gave it to me from the soldier I was going to meet 131 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,120 He said that the guy's name is Travis 132 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,120 He is from Iowa 133 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,200 twenty years old 134 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:40,240 The IUD exploded in Baghdad, went on patrol and so on "a kind of contraceptive" 135 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,640 I mean an IED "Roadside Bomb" 136 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,800 It was not an IUD 137 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:51,200 Because I don't think it is a very useful weapon 138 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,720 no 139 00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:00,520 Unfortunately, this is the part It's funnier than the original joke I'm telling 140 01:00:01,820 --> 01:00:02,880 But I will continue 141 01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:06,300 It was an IUD 142 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,400 IED 143 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:09,700 damn damn 144 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:17,640 It is a homemade bomb 145 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,920 Like a bag of ammonia that has Canadian coins in it 146 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:25,220 ... which is connected to a Nokia phone 147 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:31,300 This is the disaster that happened to Travis 148 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:38,580 Then the doctor says that it is twenty hours He underwent surgery 149 01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:40,620 And now he is going to come to his senses 150 01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:44,140 And you are the first person who sees the aftermath of the operation 151 01:00:47,340 --> 01:00:50,760 Maybe the mother of one of the comedians is here to go before me and introduce me 152 01:00:53,660 --> 01:00:55,500 Because this thought is very bad 153 01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:04,820 Then I did it and told the doctor Hey, what should I say to this kid? 154 01:01:04,820 --> 01:01:06,420 And he said just don't tell him that 155 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,400 don't tell him what you are doing "how are you" 156 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,820 They tell you this If a disease has experienced an accident 157 01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:14,040 don't tell him what you are doing 158 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,040 Because it's stupid 159 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,760 So I went inside 160 01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:21,740 Travis is also lying there 161 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:29,000 I am right on top of the bed now And it's a lot 162 01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,660 I can't say what are you doing? 163 01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:34,400 So I said the only thing worse than that 164 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:38,120 I said: So what are you going to do now? 165 01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:51,600 anyway 166 01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,500 This is the disaster that happened to Travis 167 01:01:56,100 --> 01:02:01,580 You know, people for horrible things They have different reactions, for example 168 01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:08,980 I once saw a shop that had written on it No hate is allowed to enter 169 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:15,200 Hide your grave from here, hate you trash 170 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:20,520 Bring your hatred here We will take you back there and beat you until you eat 171 01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,640 It's a very strange idea 172 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:26,920 No hater is allowed to enter the shop 173 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:27,920 I hate my dad 174 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:34,200 I mean, I have to stand outside before entering Can I solve my problems with him? 175 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,080 I once saw a shop that wrote the method 176 01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:46,004 Ninety-two percent of the shop's products are made with ethical principles 177 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,220 So it is better not to leave anything 178 01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:55,440 This number is not so high that you can give a doctor 179 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,240 92%. 180 01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:03,040 It's like saying It is better not to know how we produce eight percent of our clothes 181 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,440 The bloodbath had started 182 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:11,760 We made that old one and then sold it In the blood of Honduran children who worked there 183 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:18,420 Terrible things happen That somehow you don't care about them 184 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,000 For example, there are many homeless people in New York 185 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,240 There are a lot of homeless people here 186 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,760 I don't mean inside here 187 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,800 I will not say inside here 188 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,120 There is no homelessness in here 189 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,380 even one person 190 01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:36,380 Even if he has a ticket He can't come in here 191 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,000 They are not allowed to say where we are 192 01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:41,300 They are not allowed to enter at all 193 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,960 This is the only part we all agree on 194 01:03:45,260 --> 01:03:49,100 I don't know what to do about the homeless issue But they are not allowed to enter here 195 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,780 If you don't have a roof over your head You are not allowed to go under someone else's roof 196 01:03:54,180 --> 01:03:56,380 This is what the law says 197 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,760 These are the laws we live by 198 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:04,480 I ran programs for the benefit of the homeless that the homeless themselves are not allowed to express inside and see it 199 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:10,280 There are many places where they are not allowed to enter For example, the airport 200 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:13,200 They have never seen an airport in their life 201 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:17,240 You will never see one of them at the gate of the airport Hey, I want to go to Tokyo, can you help me? 202 01:04:25,220 --> 01:04:26,220 But they are everywhere 203 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:29,440 I was once in Phoenix, Arizona At a temperature of 45 degrees 204 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:30,440 At 45 degrees 205 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:37,040 They are like peacocks and grasshoppers with placards Roshun wrote, "Help me, I'm on fire." 206 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,100 But you can't help them 207 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:47,280 Because you are riding a BMW and I can't be ashamed anymore 208 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,480 Because there is a glass between us And I don't know how I can help you 209 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:55,560 They are everywhere in New York 210 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:59,260 You pass through them And you have to choose between them 211 01:04:59,260 --> 01:05:03,440 Because you can't help them all On the other hand, you cannot help any of them 212 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:08,440 So you have to choose Which one should you lie to? 213 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:15,240 I nothing, no I nothing I have nothing in my pocket, I'm sorry 214 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,420 Once upon a time there was a homeless man who lived in a place That is, he did not have a place to live 215 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:29,720 I mean basically His house was everywhere 216 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:37,180 "He was often seen near my house." 217 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,440 Where God was there every day 218 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,120 That's where every day Alki sits down by himself 219 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,760 And I pass by it every day Because I go to a store every day 220 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,760 Claire's store 221 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:48,760 I don't know if you know there or not 222 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:49,960 It is a small jewelry store 223 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:59,120 I go there every morning And I buy a handful of rhinestones and take them home 224 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:07,200 By the way, I pass that homeless man every morning 225 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:08,100 And he says that Hey man, can you help me? 226 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,200 I say that it is okay 227 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:10,800 And I give him five dollars 228 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:16,080 And twenty minutes later, when I'm coming back, he says that again Hey man... because he forgot 229 01:06:16,104 --> 01:06:17,156 That is okay 230 01:06:17,180 --> 01:06:20,820 But I don't want to give him another five dollars, you know? 231 01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:22,396 Because I only have a few million dollars 232 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:23,720 What should I know? I know I have to help him 233 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,920 Of course I have to help him 234 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:32,320 I don't know why some people call them that I gave you five dollars, young man 235 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,480 Are you going to spoil them? 236 01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,480 Give him the egg money 237 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:49,440 let's pass Let me tell you a little about my life 238 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:55,400 I grew up in an orphanage which was one street away from my parents' house 239 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:02,700 I was joking. But it is true that my father was Mexican 240 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,280 And that... hey, you shouldn't be here 241 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:15,080 Anyway... no, but... shame Glad you are here (and you are not Mexican) 242 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,040 you naughty 243 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,920 well 244 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:22,640 My father is Mexican 245 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,400 And my mother is dead too 246 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,600 So I have a streak from my dead mother 247 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,320 And from his father's side, he is also Mexican 248 01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,240 Many people do not believe that I am Mexican 249 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:34,480 And when I tell them I'm Mexican They say stupid things 250 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,480 For example, how come you look like this? 251 01:07:38,780 --> 01:07:40,520 what do you mean how 252 01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,600 It's like I'm trying That I don't look Mexican 253 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,040 I am not Mexican 254 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,140 And then I get home and senior 255 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:02,160 My parents got divorced When I was about ten years old 256 01:08:03,460 --> 01:08:07,640 And now I have two children Their parents are also divorced, which is interesting 257 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:14,000 I remember we told the children when we got divorced Because you have to tell your children that you are getting a divorce 258 01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:18,660 That is, you should not divorce first and then be the same ... Go to them and say, "Hey, the eggs of the jinns." 259 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,440 You have to tell them 260 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:26,760 Because it is difficult because they are children Do you have to tell them in a way that you know how to communicate with them? 261 01:08:27,260 --> 01:08:29,300 I remember we were sitting with them and I told them that hey listen 262 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,320 Love is a difficult issue 263 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,360 For example, you love dogs, don't you? 264 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:37,760 You love your dog 265 01:08:37,860 --> 01:08:39,020 You will do anything for your dog 266 01:08:39,220 --> 01:08:42,260 You even feed him from your plate Although you should not do this, but you fall in love 267 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:49,040 Do you remember once that I told the dog not to see that meat? But you gave because you love your dog very much 268 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:52,780 So, this is the reason for our divorce 269 01:08:55,200 --> 01:09:02,860 Because you don't owe your ears And we can't stand it anymore 270 01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,720 very hard 271 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:08,420 So each of us is going to go to a separate house To be with you for half a week each 272 01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:10,900 Because none of us wants that Be with you all week 273 01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:16,000 And this is very sad Because I really love your mother 274 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:23,880 And he really loves me too But our hatred for you is more than our love for each other 275 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:32,020 Well, this is how we solved the problem 276 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,640 We did our best 277 01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:36,140 My father was a stubborn person 278 01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:37,900 Very stubborn, a Mexican father 279 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:42,020 I remember once when I was six years old, I was crying 280 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:45,280 And my father told me Now I will give you a reason to cry 281 01:09:45,780 --> 01:09:48,860 And then he took it and put it on my ass 282 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,660 And you know what? 283 01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:58,520 He was right 284 01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:01,860 I really cried 285 01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,500 And then I understood The reason I used to cry for 286 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,400 It wasn't that important, you know? 287 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:13,820 So you have to teach your children You have to teach them 288 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,160 In addition, I must tell you that it was not true 289 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,440 It was not a true story and I should not have told it 290 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:27,440 Because my father is still alive And he can open my ass 291 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,360 So it really didn't happen 292 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,760 very well 293 01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:39,880 However, you have to teach your children And this is a difficult task, you know? 294 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,820 For example, some say You must teach your children not to curse 295 01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:45,960 But I can't Because my job is swearing 296 01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,740 But because I don't want my children to be hated 297 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:52,620 So I told them that there are no bad words There really is no dirty word 298 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,240 But there are some words that When you use them 299 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,240 There are certain people who are suitable for them 300 01:10:57,340 --> 01:10:59,840 So use them whenever you want Look at you first 301 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:03,140 And try to guess whether Is he other than those specific people or not? 302 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,180 It is difficult to teach your children good and bad 303 01:11:09,180 --> 01:11:10,980 Because people do not agree on what is good and what is bad 304 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:12,660 And this includes many things 305 01:11:12,660 --> 01:11:15,240 For example, millions of people think that abortion is wrong 306 01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:18,120 And there are millions of others They think abortion is the right thing to do 307 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,760 Well, this confuses people 308 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,320 Personally, I think that 309 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:26,600 In my opinion, right or wrong, you should have an abortion 310 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,740 right or wrong You should have an abortion 311 01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:32,500 You should do as much as you can Have an abortion 312 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:37,160 I think you should do your best Have a complete abortion 313 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,480 I will tell you the reason Because this creates jobs 314 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,040 The more abortions, the more jobs 315 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:50,320 For nurses, for doctors It's trash for a guy. Everyone gets busy 316 01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,320 They also have to work 317 01:11:52,620 --> 01:11:56,040 How are they going to feed their children? If you don't kill your children? 318 01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,540 We are all in this together 319 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:09,680 Abortion is a hot topic now (due to the annulment of the ruling (Roe vs. Ved 320 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,160 Face off against Wade 321 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:12,820 We all know what it was "The decision of the US Supreme Court regarding the legalization of abortion in 1973" 322 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:13,920 Face off against Wade 323 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:14,920 It was a court case 324 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:20,220 There was a woman who wanted an abortion And I think Wade was a child, what do I know "Wade was the prosecutor of the case" 325 01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:26,640 I guess so 326 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:30,940 I never found out who this guy Wade was 327 01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,400 I also guess that maybe it was a child 328 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:42,180 Anyway, we have to legislate now And each state should determine its own law on abortion 329 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:44,300 They also listen to people 330 01:12:44,740 --> 01:12:47,220 I think most Americans eat the same thing 331 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:53,360 They want abortion to be available But don't make too much noise 332 01:12:53,960 --> 01:13:01,120 Just ate one. I mean, yes, go and abort your fetus Just don't be like, uh-huh 333 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,480 You just know, don't be too hard 334 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:04,480 That's it 335 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,060 So it must be legal to give you this right 336 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,440 Let me tell you how the law should be 337 01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:15,240 You can have an abortion whenever and wherever you want Only then should you eat that embryo 338 01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:21,280 Because that's how they procrastinate 339 01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:25,080 Does your wedge mean I have to eat it? 340 01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:31,320 So I better abort it as soon as possible 341 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,460 I just want to find a solution That everyone is satisfied 342 01:13:42,060 --> 01:13:44,940 It is a very difficult issue 343 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,080 Some people are very strict about this 344 01:13:47,180 --> 01:13:49,700 Some people think that condoms are killers 345 01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:51,160 According to some, prevention is a kind of murder 346 01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:55,480 If you put a condom on it You prevent the sperm from reaching the egg 347 01:13:55,580 --> 01:14:00,900 This is how you killed a possible child 348 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:06,400 With this logic, I can say that Any woman you don't give me is a murderer 349 01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:13,580 So let me tell you There are a lot of killers out there, freely looking for themselves 350 01:14:13,580 --> 01:14:15,020 Not interesting at all 351 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:25,780 A killer... For example, who calls a murderer a murderer? 352 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:29,280 Now, if you kill someone, then it is murder ...but some people say hey 353 01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:32,520 We have to talk about it 354 01:14:33,220 --> 01:14:35,260 It is true that he killed him, but maybe he is not a murderer 355 01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:39,840 Because if you kill someone Do you know on what basis your sentence will be issued? 356 01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:44,400 Based on when you kill them how did you feel 357 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:46,900 This issue is strangely important 358 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:51,840 They say ok, you shot him in the face But what was your death? 359 01:14:52,140 --> 01:14:55,140 what was on your mind 360 01:14:59,815 --> 01:15:01,115 I think if you kill someone 361 01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:05,660 You should judge based on someone's age that led to his murder 362 01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:08,700 How many years did you take from his life? Your sentence should be the same 363 01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:13,460 For example, you see a three-year-old girl in the park And you kick him until he dies 364 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:17,560 Supposedly I say Lashya 365 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,360 I do not support this 366 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:22,080 I am not asking you to do such a thing 367 01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:25,120 I just want you to really imagine it 368 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:30,820 A three-year-old girl You know, you kicked him 369 01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:34,020 And keep going until it dies 370 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,160 very well 371 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,980 I'm just saying If you want, kill a three-year-old girl 372 01:15:48,980 --> 01:15:49,980 You have to make time 373 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,920 Unless he has diabetes And the process is already known 374 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,920 But what if 375 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:59,720 What if you kill someone? Who is 98 years old? 376 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,240 He is 98 years old, not one of those healthy ones 377 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:04,240 He is in a hospital 378 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:06,200 Do you know where the hospital is? 379 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,440 It's like a hospital, but no one helps you 380 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:15,840 It's like a hospital, but okay They say he is dying, don't worry about him 381 01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,680 So what happens if a guy is 98 years old 382 01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:20,200 And you are lying in the hospital 383 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,200 And he has cancer, corona and AIDS 384 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,960 And his last breath and even disconnected from the device 385 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,360 No one even bothers with it anymore 386 01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:32,560 Then you go in and kill him 387 01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,160 For this, they only have to imprison you for 5 minutes 388 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,160 I mean this 389 01:16:43,660 --> 01:16:46,120 I was thinking about this today 390 01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,120 Because I am going to visit my father next week 391 01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:51,760 And my father, let me tell you something 392 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:55,400 My father is not in a hospital 393 01:16:55,400 --> 01:17:00,440 He is in a nursing home They are keeping him alive by force 394 01:17:02,140 --> 01:17:03,840 They also pour food down his throat 395 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:06,480 What will happen to you? 396 01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:10,200 Does he have a secret that he hasn't revealed yet? 397 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:11,800 Why? 398 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,980 Because my mother fell and died very easily 399 01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:17,980 He died the same way 400 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,960 This is what happens As soon as you know Joona 401 01:17:21,260 --> 01:17:23,200 One of your parents falls down and dies 402 01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:27,200 But that one cuckold is never going to be buried 403 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,680 It is never going to die 404 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:39,680 And guess what? 405 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:41,680 It's just not the one you like 406 01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,720 nope 407 01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:49,000 You are not a good parent who does not die 408 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:52,040 No one has both good parents 409 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,480 One of them is always a wedge and that one is good 410 01:17:57,180 --> 01:17:59,380 The one who is good falls easily and dies Because this is what good people do 411 01:17:59,380 --> 01:18:02,380 I'm going to die It's okay, don't worry 412 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,940 And that one is a wedge It continues like this 413 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:14,200 I am still alive today 414 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:19,020 Help me go to the bathroom again 415 01:18:24,820 --> 01:18:26,700 So what will happen to him? 416 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:31,680 And I am like that Yes, keep going 417 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,640 You know, on average The last week of American life 418 01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,440 It costs a hundred thousand dollars 419 01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:42,000 This is more than the total amount You spend your whole life on health 420 01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:45,220 A hundred thousand dollars just because Breathe a week longer 421 01:18:46,220 --> 01:18:47,380 Just one more week 422 01:18:50,004 --> 01:18:51,104 One more week 423 01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:54,480 Until his last sister comes and takes his hand 424 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:57,400 One hundred thousand dollars 425 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,080 Well, unplug the device And buy a boat with that money 426 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:10,160 Because why continue by force? Now at any cost 427 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,300 I think you have lived long enough 428 01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:15,700 You have lived long enough 429 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:17,560 Some are a hundred years old 430 01:19:17,660 --> 01:19:20,280 Lose your grave from this world 431 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:24,080 Nobody even knows you anymore 432 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:32,120 Isn't someone going to be happy to see you? 433 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,240 Some of these jaksha are very old 434 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,000 I was reading about the oldest man in the world 435 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,360 There is always an oldest person in the world 436 01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:46,360 Sometimes I read something about them 437 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,060 Because the old one dies and they say who is the new one 438 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:51,100 Who is the oldest new person? 439 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:54,620 The last person I knew was 114 years old 440 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:59,120 Let's remove the hundred years He is still a teenager 441 01:20:00,820 --> 01:20:01,820 114 442 01:20:01,820 --> 01:20:06,140 This means that he has a child who is about 92 years old 443 01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:09,440 who tells him to fall down and die, Chakal 444 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:15,560 I am alive only by this hope To live without you for a week 445 01:20:23,060 --> 01:20:24,660 OK, I understand that death is scary And one wants to survive 446 01:20:24,660 --> 01:20:25,660 And life is beautiful 447 01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:26,760 One does not want to die 448 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:27,760 Death is very strange, you know 449 01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:32,880 Because you are here when you are thirty years old This is thirty years old 450 01:20:33,580 --> 01:20:35,180 He was born there, and he died there 451 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,880 When you are 30 years old, there is nothing like a Verton 452 01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:40,680 Think like this for yourself 453 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,240 You do not notice the passage of time at all 454 01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:48,140 hey what's up Yes, I was sick of that movie 455 01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:49,460 Yes, I am... ok 456 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:53,280 And when you hear their voices who jump over the edge of death 457 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:58,280 Oh, who was it? I don't know anything 458 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:02,400 And before you think about it You see, you stood on the edge of death 459 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:06,400 You see someone falling and you say By the way, I knew him 460 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:09,200 No, not you first I am waiting for someone 461 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:13,320 And you want to survive But something that helps you 462 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:14,700 Life is not always good 463 01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:17,900 For example, both my hands hurt I am 55 years old and both my hands hurt 464 01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:20,620 Both of my hands, both of my knees and both of my heads 465 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:22,720 Thank God I only have one asshole "If I had two, it would hurt too" 466 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:24,720 But I am in a lot of pain 467 01:21:29,420 --> 01:21:31,820 I think when you get old There are good things in your life 468 01:21:31,820 --> 01:21:33,140 Some old people do extraordinary things 469 01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:34,860 For example, I was watching porn that day 470 01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:36,040 I was watching porn, okay 471 01:21:37,740 --> 01:21:39,540 Someone had sent it to me 472 01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:41,240 I'm telling the truth 473 01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:42,240 Some pornos are terrible 474 01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:47,820 Have you ever seen a porn? That is very strange 475 01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,720 And tell yourself It is not true that I am seeing this 476 01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:54,600 I can feel it inside That this porn is changing me 477 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:56,960 This is another evil 478 01:21:57,560 --> 01:22:00,980 Then you will see that This video has 375 million views 479 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:05,100 So everyone is watching this 480 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:09,780 Even I lost count I have seen it several times 481 01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:18,840 My friend sent me a porn and said You must see this 482 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,240 I clicked the method 483 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:27,040 Being two old men in their nineties They eat each other's dicks as well 484 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:28,040 It was incredible 485 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:32,800 They are so old One would be surprised if they did anything else 486 01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:36,340 One of them was sitting on the edge of the bed And his socks were hanging 487 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:40,000 And that old man was eating like this 488 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,860 And then they changed their places 489 01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:51,860 I mean, I looked that much I also saw them changing places 490 01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:58,800 And when the second task is finished 491 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:02,160 It means those who are not thirsty They have no water to come at all 492 01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:05,160 That's what he said That's enough bro, you're hot 493 01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:15,640 Then I called my friend and told him Why did you show me this? 494 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,320 He said because it is unbelievable 495 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:24,440 It was like that, you know I didn't win, but it inspired me 496 01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:29,840 Because one always worries about old people, right? 497 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:36,520 Have you ever seen an old man? who is walking with a fruit plastic 498 01:23:39,020 --> 01:23:42,100 And you also see it and say to yourself What the hell is wrong with you? 499 01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:47,780 So what did you see? maybe it has With the same situation, he goes to blow an old man's dick 500 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:53,480 His life may not be as bad as you think 501 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,200 Kofti for a glass of water I have to come all this way 502 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:14,240 You shouldn't have drunk that much water 503 01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:16,180 Well, let me joke again 504 01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,960 I really love life 505 01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:26,200 I like to perform Because this gives me the opportunity to travel 506 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,800 And I love traveling to other countries 507 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:29,680 This year I went to many other countries 508 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:31,100 I had a lot of performances in Europe and so on 509 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,800 When you travel to another country You have to come to terms with some things 510 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,100 Because things you are usually used to It doesn't get stuck there 511 01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,800 But you get things that you didn't have before 512 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:41,500 For example, I went to Sweden once 513 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:44,160 Well, you went to Sweden and stayed in a hotel They give you breakfast 514 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:46,400 Now, if you want maple sap, they don't have it 515 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,000 They don't have maple sap there 516 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,680 ...but they have this 517 01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:53,980 ....... 518 01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:57,560 Excuse me, do you have maple syrup? 519 01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,560 ...No, we have this 520 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:09,560 OK, I want both It looks delicious 521 01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:12,120 It is the same everywhere in the world 522 01:25:12,820 --> 01:25:13,820 For example, you go to Tokyo 523 01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:15,560 Hey, do you have peanut butter? 524 01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:18,060 ...No, we have this 525 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,980 I don't know, doesn't it sound spicy? 526 01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:41,080 It is the same everywhere in the world 527 01:25:42,580 --> 01:25:44,580 You are going to Africa 528 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,540 Ah, so I'm just joking with the Japanese and the Swedes? 529 01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,240 ok you are good 530 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:51,840 You are right 531 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:55,780 The Swedes and the Japanese are stupid 532 01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:59,300 Never mind the Africans Because they can't stand jokes 533 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:02,100 There are many thin orange people in Africa 534 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:06,680 And there are a bunch of egg people in New York which protect them from jokes 535 01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:10,320 If they find out, they will be proud of you 536 01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,320 Your breath is hot 537 01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:17,400 They are stupid ass 538 01:26:19,900 --> 01:26:21,900 I don't know anything now 539 01:26:29,940 --> 01:26:31,500 I love to travel 540 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,640 I was on a plane that day 541 01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:38,840 I ate there 542 01:26:39,740 --> 01:26:40,740 damn 543 01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:44,640 I gagged 544 01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:53,160 You saw when you are on the plane and you say it several times Then you say to Derek, well, everyone is saying that 545 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:57,480 But you have to say it one after the other and say it to yourself 546 01:26:57,480 --> 01:27:01,760 This is going to be troublesome This is too much 547 01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,920 This may be the largest number that someone in history has bitten somewhere 548 01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:09,120 And I was worried when I landed Destroy the plane 549 01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:12,700 And say that you got on the plane Take yours home 550 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:18,920 We were all walking around with the doors open (but he didn't wake up) 551 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:28,240 Airport security that day He stopped me because of my backpack 552 01:27:28,940 --> 01:27:31,540 When they empty your whole bag As long as you don't have a weapon 553 01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:33,520 Who still does this? 554 01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:37,020 Who is not a quitter? Yes, maybe this time I can pass the gun 555 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:40,320 It is going to be a difficult year for you 556 01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:42,860 Of course, it wasn't because of my bag 557 01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:44,260 I had a piece of stone in my bag 558 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,120 Sometimes I travel with those stones 559 01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:49,840 I'm not an artist, but oh well I make small balls with them 560 01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:53,460 They are so big and they don't talk And I will fix them 561 01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:56,980 And I take them in my hand and walk around the city 562 01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:04,540 Then when I get discouraged 563 01:28:04,540 --> 01:28:06,900 This is how I eat them 564 01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:09,400 Now you are nothing 565 01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:10,600 It gives me peace 566 01:28:13,300 --> 01:28:14,640 So I had a piece of stone in my bag 567 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:17,080 And I didn't think that security would catch them 568 01:28:17,780 --> 01:28:22,900 Until my bag of gray stones He pulled my bag out of you 569 01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:26,380 C4 was like a bag full of explosives 570 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,400 He asked what is this? 571 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,300 And I said that It is heavy and I got it from an art shop 572 01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:32,760 The woman said no I can't let you take these 573 01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:34,820 I said ok 574 01:28:34,820 --> 01:28:37,820 He put the bag aside and said Have a good flight 575 01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:44,720 God, this was against you or not 576 01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:55,620 Well, give me back my janda or sangai kufti Or please ask me questions 577 01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,920 The routine is not like that 578 01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:03,400 It's as if someone has a bomb in their bag and they call it 579 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:04,880 Hey, it's a shame you can't take him on the plane 580 01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:12,020 We throw it away instead But you can't take it inside 581 01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:16,260 I know our routine is ridiculous, but okay 582 01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:20,120 But I love to travel Because I can see different people 583 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:20,920 I love seeing people 584 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:22,800 I can see how they live 585 01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:23,700 That's the interesting thing 586 01:29:23,700 --> 01:29:25,700 I was once in Glasgow in Scotland 587 01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:27,300 I saw a scene that I had never seen before 588 01:29:27,300 --> 01:29:31,060 An old Scottish man was holding a boy's hand 589 01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:32,560 walking together 590 01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:33,540 It was very beautiful 591 01:29:33,740 --> 01:29:36,420 Then get to the train And the old man said goodbye to the boy 592 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:40,320 And for a very long time He was kissing her lips 593 01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:42,760 I had lost my hair Is this normal here? 594 01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:45,000 The two love to kiss each other 595 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,000 And the boy's hand was behind the old man's neck 596 01:29:49,460 --> 01:29:51,460 I was like, wow, no 597 01:29:52,660 --> 01:29:54,560 Then when I looked closer, I saw 598 01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:59,060 Oh, she is not a child, she is an old woman A little old Scottish woman 599 01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:02,160 With red hair and such 600 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:06,600 Then I went closer and saw No, it's really a boy 601 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:12,000 And he looked very old Because life there is hard 602 01:30:13,380 --> 01:30:14,700 And his father keeps talking to him 603 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,400 Of course, this will make you look old 604 01:30:21,700 --> 01:30:23,700 When I was in Ohio, I went to the zoo once 605 01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:27,220 You only go to the zoo You are not in your own city, right? 606 01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,460 The place where you live and never die is the zoo 607 01:30:30,460 --> 01:30:32,180 It's not like you are in your office and talking to yourself 608 01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:34,280 Damn, I have to go to the zoo 609 01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:36,480 your wedge 610 01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:39,480 It is time to close 611 01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:41,480 damn him 612 01:30:41,480 --> 01:30:45,480 I really need it now to see a monkey 613 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:50,080 I won't sleep at night if it's right now Do not stare directly into the eyes of a monkey 614 01:30:50,780 --> 01:30:53,280 If I don't see a monkey I leave both my children 615 01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:01,680 Well, I went to the zoo with my friend in Ohio 616 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:02,680 We saw a lion there 617 01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:05,420 There is always a milk egg there There is never a good lion 618 01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:06,520 It does not roar even once 619 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:08,040 Bikhyal is lying on a fake stone 620 01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:11,060 He is eating lamb which is taken from the Costco store 621 01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:15,360 And my friend says that This is very sad 622 01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:17,080 They should release that lion 623 01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:22,460 I told him what exactly is going on in that room right now? 624 01:31:22,460 --> 01:31:24,940 He said that they should take him to Africa 625 01:31:24,940 --> 01:31:26,940 Then take him out of the car like that? 626 01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:30,340 hey good luck milk 627 01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:34,120 And then the juice is like that Where is my wool here? 628 01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,340 Then African lions find him 629 01:31:39,340 --> 01:31:41,060 And they ask how are you? 630 01:31:42,060 --> 01:31:43,080 where are you baby 631 01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:46,680 Columbus, Ohio kid 632 01:31:47,780 --> 01:31:48,780 very good 633 01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:53,620 Now raise your tail Because my cream is going to go to the bottom of your ass 634 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:08,020 I like animals 635 01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:11,780 Some people think that animals are better than us 636 01:32:12,480 --> 01:32:14,960 I heard someone say that animals don't lie 637 01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:16,840 Obviously they are lying 638 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:17,840 They lie all the time 639 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:19,040 For example: I am a leaf 640 01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:21,800 you are not good 641 01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:22,400 You are an insect 642 01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:24,400 Don't tell me, eat my leaves 643 01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:27,500 I hate some animals 644 01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,500 I hate cockroaches 645 01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:30,640 Even seeing a cockroach makes you sad 646 01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:33,440 I wonder if they have this feeling for each other or not 647 01:32:34,100 --> 01:32:35,900 For example, a cockroach is sitting in his house And his friend comes in 648 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,900 And he says, "Who are you?" Don't do it, Henry, you are too old 649 01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:42,600 I have programs related to animals I like it very much 650 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,640 I was watching a program about a veterinarian 651 01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:46,240 It was in a field 652 01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:50,440 You saw when a veterinarian His glove reaches here 653 01:32:50,740 --> 01:32:54,100 And he puts his whole arm inside a cow 654 01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:57,060 And then he says Very well, now I will tell you what it is 655 01:33:00,460 --> 01:33:02,460 I want to experience that 656 01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:05,900 The good news is that 657 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:09,000 You don't have to be a doctor So that you can do this 658 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,120 That one is good news 659 01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:14,140 You don't need those gloves either 660 01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:18,980 you for this You do not need any training or equipment 661 01:33:20,980 --> 01:33:24,580 Just as soon as you see a cow keep the car 662 01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:44,180 what's up 663 01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,080 One minute left Give me a minute 664 01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:53,700 I like the cuts 665 01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:57,040 I really say 666 01:33:57,540 --> 01:33:59,060 The endings are mysterious 667 01:34:01,060 --> 01:34:01,860 Not all of them 668 01:34:01,860 --> 01:34:03,400 Some of them are like that OK, OK, we understand 669 01:34:09,100 --> 01:34:12,680 Kess and Keers are different from each other 670 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:15,900 I want to talk about the differences Let me tell you how and why 671 01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:18,780 I know it can be about the same He talked about the differences between men and women 672 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:20,600 But you can't do that anymore 673 01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:22,900 Because these two are the same as before They are not much different from each other 674 01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:25,640 And recently, other genders have also appeared 675 01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:26,440 Another bunch of sex 676 01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:29,680 But genitals Still the two of you 677 01:34:30,580 --> 01:34:32,280 It's not like someone says Hey, what a beautiful ass you have 678 01:34:32,480 --> 01:34:34,780 Honestly, this is a "Fachamba". "It comes out of itself" 679 01:34:35,180 --> 01:34:37,180 This has never happened before 680 01:34:44,960 --> 01:34:46,500 Kess and Keers are different from each other 681 01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:47,500 One of their differences is this 682 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,000 You can cut a dick 683 01:34:49,300 --> 01:34:50,300 You can take it easily 684 01:34:50,300 --> 01:34:54,680 And it goes right into the soup 685 01:34:56,980 --> 01:34:59,000 But you can't cut someone 686 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:01,300 It means you can cut it like a grapefruit 687 01:35:02,300 --> 01:35:06,600 But that's all you did You made a bigger one 688 01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:17,200 I love when only half of you You laughed at some of the things I said 689 01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:19,300 interesting 690 01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:32,000 ... Well, I was talking about Do you know what I was thinking about today? 691 01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:35,440 I was thinking about Christ 692 01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:37,240 I'm telling the truth 693 01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:38,440 I was thinking about Christ 694 01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:41,780 And after my water came ...I thought that 695 01:35:50,300 --> 01:35:51,200 This is my opinion 696 01:35:52,300 --> 01:35:55,300 This is my opinion about Christ Because I grew up a Catholic 697 01:35:55,580 --> 01:35:58,020 And my main feeling towards Christ is that I feel sorry for him 698 01:35:58,420 --> 01:35:59,420 My heart aches for Christ 699 01:36:00,820 --> 01:36:02,000 I think he had a hard life 700 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:06,160 The last day of his life was obviously difficult But he also had a hard life 701 01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:10,240 He had to be permanent Put on those tight shorts 702 01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:14,140 He used to squeeze his breasts like this imagine it 703 01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:15,740 With that constant itch 704 01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:17,140 wow 705 01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:22,640 I think a lot about Christ 706 01:36:22,740 --> 01:36:24,420 I think a lot about his life 707 01:36:24,420 --> 01:36:25,800 And I started reading a book 708 01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:27,420 I have a book here A book about Christ 709 01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:29,680 that I want to share with you 710 01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:30,840 This is a book about Jesus Christ 711 01:36:32,740 --> 01:36:34,580 Give me a minute 712 01:36:37,780 --> 01:36:38,860 well 713 01:36:38,860 --> 01:36:40,100 This is a book about Christ 714 01:36:41,500 --> 01:36:44,220 Honestly, the whole book is not about Christ 715 01:36:45,220 --> 01:36:46,340 That's all 716 01:36:47,140 --> 01:36:48,300 That's all about the Messiah 717 01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:50,380 The rest is about who the Jews are 718 01:36:50,380 --> 01:36:54,900 And we worked in the desert for 50 years 719 01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:57,600 And we only had a small amount of oil 720 01:36:57,600 --> 01:36:58,600 It was a difficult situation 721 01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:04,200 This damn thing is full of poetry 722 01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:05,200 look 723 01:37:05,380 --> 01:37:07,380 Moses was born 724 01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:09,400 And then Jacob brought a goat 725 01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:15,400 And he had sons named Isaac and Lot 726 01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:19,200 And Abraham lived for 800 years 727 01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:22,200 Yes, I bet it is 728 01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:28,580 The section about the Jews lasts 800 years 729 01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:29,580 And then God says 730 01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,580 I can't for another 800 years Tolerate these egg Jews 731 01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:34,020 I can't 732 01:37:36,220 --> 01:37:38,220 We are inventing heart diseases right now 733 01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:43,400 And we will reduce their life to ten percent now 734 01:37:45,500 --> 01:37:47,960 Well, this was Moses' part 735 01:37:50,060 --> 01:37:51,680 And this is the part of Jesus 736 01:37:51,980 --> 01:37:52,980 which tells you about the life of Christ 737 01:37:52,980 --> 01:37:53,980 But the strange part is that 738 01:37:53,980 --> 01:37:56,580 Then he repeats it again Again and again and again 739 01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:58,200 He repeats a story many times 740 01:37:58,980 --> 01:38:01,900 First, Matthew defines it Then Mark comes and says 741 01:38:01,900 --> 01:38:04,020 Hey bro, it wasn't like that Let me tell you what the story was 742 01:38:05,620 --> 01:38:07,620 Hey Paul, shut up You were not here at all 743 01:38:08,820 --> 01:38:10,820 And I started reading it because 744 01:38:10,820 --> 01:38:14,660 I had never read it before Because I said that I was raised Catholic 745 01:38:14,660 --> 01:38:16,020 It is true 746 01:38:16,420 --> 01:38:20,260 Catholic Church It does not encourage reading at all 747 01:38:21,660 --> 01:38:23,860 Jews read their book in Hebrew 748 01:38:24,860 --> 01:38:27,860 And those eggs even read the Bible This is their job 749 01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:28,860 But the Catholic Church says that 750 01:38:28,860 --> 01:38:30,900 Come, come inside the church to tell you 751 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:32,420 They ask you to sit down and they tell you 752 01:38:32,420 --> 01:38:34,920 And if you say, can I read the book? 753 01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:35,720 They say no, he is with me 754 01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:36,720 Put down the book 755 01:38:36,820 --> 01:38:37,820 put it down 756 01:38:37,820 --> 01:38:39,000 I will tell you What if you don't believe me? 757 01:38:39,220 --> 01:38:40,960 Listen, I'll tell you what happened 758 01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:44,620 Then I got my attention 759 01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:46,800 Because I have a feeling for Christ I had as a human being 760 01:38:48,020 --> 01:38:50,300 And it's interesting when you actually read it 761 01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:55,400 It is not as they say And they are normal people too 762 01:38:55,620 --> 01:38:59,140 For example, this story is when Christ turned water into wine 763 01:39:00,740 --> 01:39:02,140 From the Gospel of John, Part II 764 01:39:03,540 --> 01:39:05,260 The words of the Lord 765 01:39:06,260 --> 01:39:07,260 very well 766 01:39:07,260 --> 01:39:08,260 He says that 767 01:39:09,260 --> 01:39:12,400 only OK, just listen to the first part 768 01:39:15,260 --> 01:39:15,860 well 769 01:39:16,760 --> 01:39:20,300 And three days later there was a wedding party in the village of Qana in Galilee 770 01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:22,700 And the mother of Christ was present in it 771 01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:27,820 And Christ and his apostles were invited to the feast 772 01:39:28,820 --> 01:39:33,100 When they asked for wine, the mother of Christ said 773 01:39:33,100 --> 01:39:35,100 There is no wine here 774 01:39:44,100 --> 01:39:46,460 This is everyone's mother in weddings 01:39:51,500 Jesus finished the wine 776 01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:56,960 Now listen to this 777 01:39:58,000 --> 01:39:59,880 listen to this 778 01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:05,200 And Christ said So, my wife, what should I do now? 779 01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:16,080 Christ seems to say Mom welcome us 780 01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:24,900 Now I don't read all of them But the story is very strange 781 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:28,280 Because Christ is gone, they have no wedding and no wine 782 01:40:28,280 --> 01:40:29,300 Then he goes to the person who runs the assembly 783 01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:30,200 And he says to him, "Hey, what's up?" 784 01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:33,320 He answers that Sorry, we don't have wine 785 01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:36,280 And Christ says that Look inside the water barrel 786 01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:38,280 The book says the same 787 01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:40,080 Look inside the water barrel 788 01:40:40,080 --> 01:40:41,040 Just like a close-up magician 789 01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:43,480 Now turn the sheet over Maybe he is not really heartless 790 01:40:45,900 --> 01:40:47,000 Then the guy goes to look at the water barrel 791 01:40:47,050 --> 01:40:49,900 And he sees that he He turned all the water into wine 792 01:40:49,900 --> 01:40:51,100 And not everyone knows from head to toe 793 01:40:51,700 --> 01:40:53,200 Except for the guy who roams the parliament 794 01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:57,200 who probably said We also needed a drink of water 795 01:41:00,140 --> 01:41:02,820 Honestly, this is a bigger problem now 796 01:41:02,900 --> 01:41:06,200 Have you noticed that so far? Many of the miracles that Christ did 797 01:41:06,300 --> 01:41:07,200 It was a joke 798 01:41:07,900 --> 01:41:10,900 For example, oh dear Christ 799 01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:12,680 damn 800 01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:17,720 But you completely fished the ship of Christ Referring to Christ walking on water 801 01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:26,400 Or, for example, Lazarus Christ resurrected Lazarus after his death 802 01:41:26,900 --> 01:41:29,560 Lazarus had been dead for 4 days 803 01:41:30,700 --> 01:41:32,000 Then Christ went to his tomb 804 01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:35,000 and said Rise up Lazarus 805 01:41:37,100 --> 01:41:38,800 And this worked 806 01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:40,360 ... Lazarus came out of the tomb and 807 01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:48,660 And his wife was like that Are you kidding Namosa? 808 01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:53,500 I thought Today is not going to get any worse than this 809 01:41:57,840 --> 01:41:59,660 But this is the story I want Let me share with you 810 01:42:01,360 --> 01:42:03,120 Because it's really a strange story 811 01:42:03,120 --> 01:42:04,520 I did not know this story at all 812 01:42:04,520 --> 01:42:06,520 Until I sat down and read the whole book 813 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:09,240 I mean only the part of Christ 814 01:42:09,300 --> 01:42:11,600 I read that whole section I came across this story that I had never heard before 815 01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:13,200 And I saw all the movies about Christ 816 01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:15,200 And this story was not in any of them 817 01:42:16,480 --> 01:42:19,180 This is not a story that has been told at all 818 01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:21,180 Because its meaning is not clear at all 819 01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:22,180 ... It is not at all clear that 820 01:42:22,180 --> 01:42:24,820 You know, usually the stories about Christ are very clear 821 01:42:24,900 --> 01:42:30,020 For example, wash your feet Or any other Kuft that teaches you 822 01:42:30,900 --> 01:42:37,440 But this one... this is the story of this Christ curses a fig tree 823 01:42:38,440 --> 01:42:40,960 How many of you knew about this story? 824 01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:44,900 That's enough To prove that it really happened 825 01:42:45,100 --> 01:42:46,900 That is, none of these happened 826 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:50,400 But what do I know? I let you know where you are from 827 01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:52,000 I'm just saying that 828 01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,900 I just wanted to clarify I did not make up this story by myself 829 01:42:57,400 --> 01:42:59,400 They messed up 830 01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:01,160 Well, he wrote that 831 01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:05,700 From the Gospel of Mark, chapter eleven 832 01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:08,080 : His name is When Mark went bankrupt 833 01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:17,700 And Christ entered Jerusalem 834 01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:21,700 And he looked at everything around him 835 01:43:21,900 --> 01:43:26,400 But because it was late He went to Bethany with 12 apostles 836 01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:28,100 Bethany was somewhere in the suburbs of Jerusalem 837 01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:30,700 Like when you go into the city And you see all kinds of dirt 838 01:43:30,700 --> 01:43:32,700 But you get a room in a hotel next to the airport 839 01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:34,500 Bait Aniya was such a place 840 01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:39,400 And the next day when they were returning from Bait Aniya 841 01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:45,900 Jesus was hungry And he saw a leafy fig tree in the distance 842 01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:50,080 He happily went to see Can he find anything on it? 843 01:43:50,280 --> 01:43:53,560 But when he reached the tree He saw nothing but leaves on it 844 01:43:54,100 --> 01:43:57,700 Because the fig season had not yet arrived 845 01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:10,000 Then Jesus said to the tree May no one take any fruit from you forever 846 01:44:12,900 --> 01:44:15,120 And the apostles heard his words 847 01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:18,560 The next morning when they passed him 848 01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:20,700 They saw that the fig tree had dried up from the roots 849 01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:24,400 And Peter remembered and said 850 01:44:24,480 --> 01:44:30,820 look master The fig tree you cursed has withered and died 851 01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:35,100 And Jesus answered: Have faith in God 852 01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:48,080 What kind of Christian egg story was this? 853 01:44:51,080 --> 01:44:53,900 What is our impression going to be? 854 01:44:54,380 --> 01:44:57,500 Hey Jesus, you killed that tree 855 01:44:57,500 --> 01:44:59,560 yes mother whore 856 01:45:03,560 --> 01:45:08,200 Oh, we're going to What can we learn from a nervous hungry Jesus? 857 01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:12,860 That if a tree does not have figs Let's stick the bear and say that you have read Fatiha, the trash tree 858 01:45:13,060 --> 01:45:14,960 It is buried 859 01:45:14,960 --> 01:45:18,020 : And the tree is like that But the fig season has not yet arrived 860 01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:21,040 Give me another week 861 01:45:21,740 --> 01:45:23,140 If you eat a fruit out of season 862 01:45:23,140 --> 01:45:25,183 Get lost, go to the Whole Foods store, the miserly Jew 863 01:45:25,200 --> 01:45:26,920 What is my fault? 864 01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:38,480 I mean, you can't act like that, sir you have no right 865 01:45:39,880 --> 01:45:41,560 If you walk like this and do this 866 01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:44,540 They catch you and crucify you This is what happens 867 01:45:44,740 --> 01:45:45,740 This is what happens 868 01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:52,960 There are several wrong actions in the story of Jesus Let me tell you this 869 01:45:52,960 --> 01:45:54,980 For example, when he went to Jerusalem for the first time 870 01:45:54,980 --> 01:45:57,980 His friend made him ride a donkey and take it to the city 871 01:45:57,980 --> 01:46:00,640 : Taking it to Jerusalem and shouting The king of all the Jews is here 872 01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:05,640 This is the king of all Jews 873 01:46:07,120 --> 01:46:09,640 And the Jews didn't do it at all 874 01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:13,720 : And they said that My president is not the same as a worm 875 01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:22,920 So crucify him 876 01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:27,320 And this was a shape, a moment 877 01:46:29,220 --> 01:46:32,660 OK, I'll say it now 878 01:46:32,760 --> 01:46:33,400 very well 879 01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,000 That's it, this is the picture 880 01:46:35,300 --> 01:46:36,300 The picture is like this 881 01:46:37,000 --> 01:46:40,600 This is the most ridiculous thing This is the same about this religion 882 01:46:40,660 --> 01:46:43,000 Because that remains very brutal 883 01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:45,400 very rough 884 01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:49,640 And it exists in all the quiet rooms of the world 885 01:46:51,440 --> 01:46:58,760 For example, in hospitals ... which is installed above the bed of every old woman and 886 01:46:59,960 --> 01:47:02,600 : So if you haven't seen it before, this is your reaction 887 01:47:02,600 --> 01:47:05,140 Why is that kufti everywhere? 888 01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:12,700 On the one hand, that religion is calm and gentle who always says to respect your parents 889 01:47:12,700 --> 01:47:14,300 ... On the one hand, that icon 890 01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:16,640 It's very strange 891 01:47:18,840 --> 01:47:22,140 But I love this image I really say I love you 892 01:47:22,840 --> 01:47:24,400 I grew up a Catholic and I used to watch it all the time 893 01:47:24,500 --> 01:47:27,900 Whenever I pass by a church I go and look at the statue of Christ 894 01:47:28,800 --> 01:47:30,800 Because they are all different 895 01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:32,720 Each one is different from the others 896 01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:34,900 Sometimes Christ is suffering 897 01:47:34,900 --> 01:47:37,200 Sometimes he seems to say: Oh well 898 01:47:40,120 --> 01:47:43,080 This time I got myself into trouble guys 899 01:47:51,280 --> 01:47:54,400 : Sometimes you just cross and say Oh, where did Kirtosh disappear? 900 01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:58,320 Christ fled 901 01:48:02,320 --> 01:48:04,280 I was once in a Korean church 902 01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:07,800 I went to a Korean church that they have a Korean Messiah 903 01:48:08,300 --> 01:48:09,980 Korean Christ with almond eyes 904 01:48:09,980 --> 01:48:12,680 Don't push What's wrong with me? 905 01:48:13,480 --> 01:48:15,480 He was a Korean Messiah 906 01:48:16,480 --> 01:48:19,480 Well, I can't say that the Messiah is Korean And I don't want to pay it 907 01:48:19,480 --> 01:48:20,160 He was a Korean Messiah 908 01:48:22,320 --> 01:48:25,160 Jesus usually has blond hair and blue eyes 909 01:48:25,300 --> 01:48:27,160 Of course, that was not the case 910 01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:31,060 But he won everything So it is right to kill him like this 911 01:48:32,080 --> 01:48:34,120 But the fact is that Christ was black 912 01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:35,080 But this is a rare event 913 01:48:35,100 --> 01:48:38,080 It is very rare to find a black Messiah 914 01:48:38,100 --> 01:48:40,080 Hey man, bring me down, you bastard 915 01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:50,160 There is another series of Christs 916 01:48:51,160 --> 01:48:53,280 Gay Messiah No, forget it 917 01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:55,280 Let's have a good time 918 01:48:58,900 --> 01:48:59,900 The problem is that 919 01:49:01,280 --> 01:49:03,500 Everyone wants Christ to be like them 920 01:49:03,900 --> 01:49:06,500 That's why I don't like it She is always thin 921 01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:08,200 His body is always perfect 922 01:49:09,940 --> 01:49:12,680 I have never seen a fat Christ in the dungeon 923 01:49:13,300 --> 01:49:14,300 Not even once 924 01:49:14,500 --> 01:49:18,480 ... a fat messiah like this 925 01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:23,480 to drive ten nails into each hand 926 01:49:34,480 --> 01:49:35,880 He may have been fat 927 01:49:37,400 --> 01:49:42,360 Let me tell you what Christ was not It was definitely not Korean 928 01:49:49,360 --> 01:49:54,660 ... There was no Korean in Jerusalem In the year 1 AD 929 01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:03,880 I grew up Catholic But now I am not a Catholic anymore 930 01:50:03,900 --> 01:50:06,880 I don't like their religion Because they tell you that you are going to hell 931 01:50:06,900 --> 01:50:07,900 Even when you are a child 932 01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:10,320 A five-year-old child as they call him in church 933 01:50:10,900 --> 01:50:15,620 oh you are going to hell oh you are going to hell 934 01:50:15,700 --> 01:50:17,120 And you are only five years old 935 01:50:17,180 --> 01:50:19,900 And you say: What did I do? 936 01:50:19,900 --> 01:50:22,480 And the church says that You know what you did, you filth 937 01:50:25,080 --> 01:50:27,240 And then you say wow, yes Kirtosh 938 01:50:31,240 --> 01:50:34,280 You are a child and you are going to hell imagine it 939 01:50:34,300 --> 01:50:37,800 And you will go to hell Because there is no hell for children 940 01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:38,920 You will go straight to the middle of the main show 941 01:50:39,560 --> 01:50:43,280 If you are five years old and you steal your sister's pencil And then lie 942 01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:47,760 And then a truck will hit you Onor, Hitler's roommate 943 01:50:48,760 --> 01:50:49,760 There is no difference 944 01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:53,740 My egg was stuck I'm going to roommate with Hitler 945 01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:56,200 I am only five years old and so far I killed four Jews 946 01:50:56,200 --> 01:50:59,360 So I'm definitely going to be a roommate with Hitler 947 01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:06,680 He will take you to his room and you will see that They are pouring hot lead into Hitler's ass 948 01:51:09,280 --> 01:51:12,780 And then they say it's your turn, kid 949 01:51:15,080 --> 01:51:17,800 : Hitler also says that Hey, my poor little one 950 01:51:22,400 --> 01:51:23,400 Poor Hitler 951 01:51:23,700 --> 01:51:27,600 I mean in this case The poor man has been there for 75 years 952 01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:30,800 I bet he is a good person now 953 01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:33,520 and says that I was not in the mood, what was I doing? 954 01:51:35,520 --> 01:51:38,800 Probably when you go to hell It is Hitler who welcomes you 955 01:51:38,800 --> 01:51:39,800 and says hello 956 01:51:39,800 --> 01:51:40,800 Yes, I am myself 957 01:51:41,900 --> 01:51:44,800 Yeah, yeah, give it a lot here 958 01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:47,800 ok sure 959 01:51:54,900 --> 01:51:56,400 I was very afraid of hell when I was a child 960 01:51:56,900 --> 01:51:58,900 I remember I was very scared When I found out that gays go to hell 961 01:51:59,100 --> 01:51:59,900 Of course, I am not gay 962 01:52:00,100 --> 01:52:01,940 But what if God thinks I'm gay? 963 01:52:04,360 --> 01:52:07,400 What if he thinks that I am a "queer"? (a person whose gender identity can be changed) 964 01:52:07,700 --> 01:52:10,720 He may think this When my toe hurts and I bend down 965 01:52:11,120 --> 01:52:13,880 : And he says that I know what you mean to be a man 966 01:52:17,180 --> 01:52:19,300 I mean, I don't believe like that 967 01:52:21,124 --> 01:52:22,124 I do not believe it 968 01:52:22,140 --> 01:52:24,200 God does not hate you because you are gay 969 01:52:24,440 --> 01:52:27,040 God made you gay because he hates you 970 01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:29,320 no no 971 01:52:29,700 --> 01:52:30,320 no 972 01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:33,060 I was joking 973 01:52:33,360 --> 01:52:34,360 I was joking 974 01:52:34,700 --> 01:52:35,700 Because there is no God 975 01:52:37,360 --> 01:52:39,080 But... what do I know? 976 01:52:42,080 --> 01:52:43,900 But do you know who I feel sorry for? 977 01:52:43,900 --> 01:52:47,200 Except Christ and Hitler? 978 01:52:51,160 --> 01:52:53,000 The only person I really care about 979 01:52:53,200 --> 01:52:55,600 Sperm is a gay man 980 01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:58,880 Think about it for a moment 981 01:52:59,880 --> 01:53:03,120 To be the sperm of a gay person Fate is very unfortunate 982 01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:05,120 It's a big misfortune 983 01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:10,820 Well, you are a great gay But your sperm is not gay 984 01:53:11,920 --> 01:53:15,960 : Your sperm is just excited We are the next guys, let's go 985 01:53:35,900 --> 01:53:38,740 Was that wedge there? 986 01:53:43,400 --> 01:53:46,400 Who is this girl? 987 01:53:53,680 --> 01:53:54,680 thank you very much 988 01:53:54,680 --> 01:53:56,060 It was great talking to you 989 01:53:57,360 --> 01:53:58,200 Arrive home safe 990 01:53:58,300 --> 01:54:02,200 Thank you very very very very much 991 01:54:04,200 --> 01:54:08,400 good night 992 01:54:11,024 --> 01:54:17,024 : Translation full of hope Ismail Rahmati